I'm Ida, the Frog Pond Goat, or FPG if you'd prefer. It's pretty nice here. Sometimes there's lots of people, and sometimes, like early on Friday mornings, there's just one girl with her camera. I don't mind too much, though. At least she's not interrupting my breakfast.
It's a pretty sweet life. I hang out, here, in my pen. If I feel like it, I'll put my feet on the fence and look out, and let people scratch my bristly goat neck. There's sunshine, and birds to watch, and sometimes a train will go by.
But the best part is the eating.